The Fuck is this shit

thyrell:

my favorite joke about americans is definitely that we understand the world through the lens of hamburgers. like youre right i love hamburger. i love hamburger. thank you hamburger

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old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I just want to get dicked down again =/

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peysk:

OP must have been eating seasonal fruits when they wrote this!

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tedlyanderson:

EGGS milk and flour
BAKE for half an hour and
FROST with the back of my SPATULA

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

weedofwisdom:

wtf happened to this screenshot

you’re reading it from the line cook’s perspective

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escuerzoresucitado:

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primaveren:

memorycycle:

lets play in the food processor together

literally

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tygah:

kantetsuuu:

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